I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
The start of a little project I’m working on.
this went exactly where I wanted, expected, and needed it to go
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
I AM PEEING MYSELF
i lost my shit at adele then lost it harder at white chritsmas
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'